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zissou hammock

zissou hammock

59.99 USD
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zissou hammock
59.99 USD
Designed after one of my favorite movies "the life aquatic" I like to imagine this hammock would be used on a boat

- holds up to 350 lbs of pure relaxation!
- light as a feather, comfy as an eagle
-includes a pair of carabiners for easy set up
- hammock pouch serves many purposes such as key master, beverage buddy, sunglasses snuggie, etc. 
- emergency rain shelter for the concerned hair stylist
- your "shit I forgot my beach towel" savior 
- greedle ropes are made from climbing accessory cord which is strong enough to hold 1,000 lbs of WEIGHT so no worries
-each rope is 10 feet long and includes many loops for adjustable no brainer hammock hanging

- hammocks are fun but you gotta be smart to avoid the big boo boos
- do not hang on sharp objects such as screws, jaded rocks, pirate swords, etc.
- if your hammock has dangerous wear or rips quit using it 
- don't hang it high off the ground unless your alright with a possible fist fight with gravity
- you take on all risk when purchasing a hammock, I don't have enough band aides to give you greedles!
greedle hammock

greedle hammock

54.99 USD Out of stock
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greedle hammock
54.99 USD
I love me some skateboarding and naps so...

- holds up to 350 lbs of pure relaxation!
- light as a feather, comfy as an eagle
-includes a pair of carabiners for easy set up
- hammock pouch serves many purposes such as key master, beverage buddy, sunglasses snuggie, etc. 
- emergency rain shelter for the concerned hair stylist
- your "shit I forgot my beach towel" savior 
- greedle ropes are made from climbing accessory cord which is strong enough to hold 1,000 lbs of WEIGHT so no worries
-each rope is 10 feet long and includes many loops for adjustable no brainer hammock hanging


- hammocks are fun but you gotta be smart to avoid the big boo boos
- do not hang on sharp objects such as screws, jaded rocks, pirate swords, etc.
- if your hammock has dangerous wear or rips quit using it 
- don't hang it high off the ground unless your alright with a possible fist fight with gravity
- you take on all risk when purchasing a hammock, I don't have enough band aides to give you greedles!
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mystic hammock

mystic hammock

49.99 USD
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mystic hammock
49.99 USD
Gonna be honest here, this is a hammock for anyone who likes the color green and balancing crystals on their head

- holds up to 350 lbs of pure relaxation!
- light as a feather, comfy as an eagle
-includes a pair of carabiners for easy set up
- hammock pouch serves many purposes such as key master, beverage buddy, sunglasses snuggie, etc. 
- emergency rain shelter for the concerned hair stylist
- your "shit I forgot my beach towel" savior 
- greedle ropes are made from climbing accessory cord which is strong enough to hold 1,000 lbs of WEIGHT so no worries
-each rope is 10 feet long and includes many loops for adjustable no brainer hammock hanging

- hammocks are fun but you gotta be smart to avoid the big boo boos
- do not hang on sharp objects such as screws, jaded rocks, pirate swords, etc.
- if your hammock has dangerous wear or rips quit using it 
- don't hang it high off the ground unless your alright with a possible fist fight with gravity
- you take on all risk when purchasing a hammock, I don't have enough band aides to give you greedles!